Do you have a map?

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and now I'm aimlessly wandering through the Valentine's Day candy aisle.

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...

...the love between me and an entire extra-large pizza.

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!