I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure