Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.