๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSaturday, May 23, 2026
I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?
Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.
My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.
A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!
Are you a Valentine's card?
Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.
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