๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSaturday, May 23, 2026
I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?
Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.
Why did the musician give their loved one a drum for Valentine's Day?
Because they wanted to make their heart beat for them!
Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.
And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.
Why did the chocolate go on a date?
It was looking for its truffle mate.
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