I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Saturday, May 23, 2026

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

More Valentine's Jokes

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

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