☕ Girl Tea Joke
Main CharacterSunday, July 5, 2026
I was parallel parking yesterday, which, for me, is usually a low-stakes exercise in mild panic.
But with my main character energy, I reversed so slowly and deliberately, eyes narrowed, as if I were a master spy expertly maneuvering a getaway vehicle to a dramatic orchestral score only I could hear.
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But his Instagram stories were just 12 consecutive posts of him eating the same breakfast burrito at his desk
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But their Instagram stories are just them playing video games in their mom's basement
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