Men will complain about how 'high maintenance' women are, and how much time we spend on our appearance.

Then you check their credit card statement and it's 80% gym memberships, protein powder, and limited edition sneakers.

I tried to achieve that effortless, 'I just threw this on' look this morning.

It took me 45 minutes, three outfit changes, and a minor emotional crisis over whether nude heels were *too* expected.

He told me he wanted someone 'chill' and 'easygoing,' someone who 'doesn't bring drama.'

Cut to him having an existential crisis because I didn't like his Instagram photo fast enough.

He said he was 'all about authentic connections' and 'keeping it real' on his dating profile.

Then I scrolled to his photos and every single one was a different filter and angle of his bicep.