☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisFriday, April 17, 2026
Men love to complain about how women have 'unrealistic expectations' on dating apps.
And then their biggest 'deal-breaker' is that you don't look exactly like their favorite influencer after her 10-step filter routine.
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I've been noticing a trend on dating apps where guys list their hobbies as 'hiking' and 'traveling'
But their Instagram stories are just them playing video games in their mom's basement
I tried to do that 'messy bun' look this morning, you know, the one that's supposed to be casual and chic.
After three failed attempts, a whole lot of hairspray, and an arm cramp, I just gave up and wore a hat. That's my version of effortless.
I saw a guy's dating profile that said he's 'looking for someone to share his love of travel and trying new things'
But his Instagram stories are just 12 consecutive photos of him posing in front of the same airport departures board
I've noticed that guys on dating apps love to say they're 'foodies'
but their idea of 'fine dining' is just eating a whole pizza by themselves
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