Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!