Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

It's an annual performance review of everyone's life choices, followed by pie.