Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices