I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!