Before I carve this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

...I think we've all been *gravy-tating* towards this moment all day!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Every Thanksgiving, my grandma asks me the same question about my love life.

By dessert, I'm usually considering proposing to the mashed potatoes.

Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at Thanksgiving dinner?

Because he really brought his stuffing to the table!