Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!