I've started dating a professional photographer

and she's been teaching me how to focus, develop a good exposure, and always shoot from the right angle

My wife told me she prefers it when I go down on one knee.

She says it shows I'm really committed to tying the knot.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to move in together to 'take our relationship to the next level.'

I said, 'Great, now you can finally see how long it takes for me to get off when I'm not faking it.'

My girlfriend told me I need to be more supportive in our relationship, really hold her up and be her rock.

I told her, 'Honey, I've been supporting you on my face for weeks now.'