I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'