π Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorThursday, May 7, 2026
I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to
finish each other's arguments.
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My fiancΓ© started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.
Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.
I thought I knew my family well before planning our wedding.
Turns out, some relatives are like volatile chemicals; best kept in separate containers on the seating chart.
I love how marriage is all about finding common ground
now my wife and I both agree that the other person is hogging the blankets
They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is communication.
And by 'communication,' I mean eventually understanding exactly what your partner wants without them having to say a single word. Usually, that word is 'coffee' or 'the remote.'
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