We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like saying 'honey, can I watch the game?' when what I really mean is 'can I ignore you for three hours?'

We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000

Now our dream wedding is just that – a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare

Planning our wedding seating chart felt less like organizing a party and more like preparing for a delicate diplomatic summit.

We needed to establish a demilitarized zone between my outspoken aunt and his politically opinionated cousin, and frankly, bring in a UN peacekeeping force for the kids' table.