I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness

I'm considering buying a house, but the prices are outrageous

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that doesn't require a second job... or a second lottery win

My boss asked if I had any 'passion projects.'

Yeah, affording rent.

My manager said, 'We're a family here.'

Which makes sense, because I'm always dreading our gatherings and can't afford to move out.