๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, July 9, 2026
I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
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