Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!