The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a judgment-free zone

but somehow my aunt always manages to fit in a critique of my life choices between the mashed potatoes and the green beans

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.