Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Because it always jelled well with others!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.