What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

Because it was stuffed with emotions