Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

This turkey is really *fowl-play*ing with my emotions!