Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights