Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you... and then needed one for this paper cut from writing your Valentine's card.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to dough-nate my heart to you

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.