Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day traditions

Apparently, it's all about love, romance, and pretending to like overpriced dinners.