Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to dough-nate my heart to you

Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

It wanted to get pumped up for love!

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.