My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears