My wife and I have been married long enough that we've really learned to share.

Especially the bathroom counter space, which she's learned to share by allowing me one tiny corner for my toothbrush.

Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

We all grow up dreaming of that fairy tale 'happily ever after'.

And then you realize 'happily ever after' mostly involves happily ever after deciding whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.

My wife and I share a bathroom, and after all these years, I've finally figured out her beauty routine.

It involves 27 different bottles and precisely 3 square inches of counter space for my toothbrush.