Planning the wedding seating chart felt less like arranging guests for a meal...

...and more like an advanced game of Tetris, where every piece was a family member with an opinion.

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

They say marriage is a journey of discovery, where you learn something new about your partner every single day.

For example, [Groom's Name] is about to discover that 'his side of the bed' is actually just 'her side of the bed that she hasn't gotten to yet'.

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.