๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastSaturday, September 12, 2026
They say that when you get married, two become one.
Which, for [Groom's Name], primarily means he now knows where the 'produce' section is at the grocery store.
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I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient
I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission
like saying 'honey, can I watch the game?' when what I really mean is 'can I ignore you for three hours?'
We started planning our wedding wanting a small, intimate gathering with just our nearest and dearest.
Turns out, 'nearest and dearest' for our families includes anyone we've ever shared a holiday dinner with, plus their plus-ones, and a few neighbors who 'always asked about us.'
We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart
but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself
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