Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together