What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.