Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights