What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!