Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

I'm nuts about you!