Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I just scraped my knee trying to get to the last piece of chocolate in this Valentine's box!

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink