I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights