Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Are you a calendar?

Because I'd love to date you, but I really need to check my schedule first.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time