Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you're a snack... and now I'm out of quarters for my Valentine's Day coffee.

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Are you a Valentine's pizza?

Because you've got a pizza my heart!

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts