Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.