๐ Valentine's Joke
Cheesy PickupThursday, October 8, 2026
Are you a Valentine's card?
Because you make my heart flutter... and also, you're probably going to shed glitter everywhere.
More Valentine's Jokes
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.
This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.
With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.
What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?
I knead you in my life!
Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future... helping me renew my driver's license at the DMV.
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