I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level