Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.