Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.