Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!