Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.