I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

So I was wrestling with my computer all morning, trying to get it to work properly. It kept freezing up and being incredibly slow, really testing my patience.

I finally decided to just give it a *byte* of my mind.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.