Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!

My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure