Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.

But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.