Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer