My dad always says, 'A project well begun is half done.'

Which explains why most of his home improvement projects are still in the 'tool organization' phase.

For Father's Day, I asked my dad if he wanted me to make him breakfast.

He said, 'Nah, I already grilled the bacon and mowed the lawn by 7 AM. I'm just getting started.'

My dad says his garage isn't messy; it's a carefully curated archaeological dig site.

He knows exactly where the chisel from '87 is, but can't find his car keys from five minutes ago.

I decided to go through some old family videos with my dad on Father's Day

and he cried during the part where I learned to ride a bike, but not because he was proud – he just remembered how much the bike cost