When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.

Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like saying 'honey, can I watch the game?' when what I really mean is 'can I ignore you for three hours?'

Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], making decisions was easy.

He just had to ask himself, 'What do I want to do?' Now, he asks 'What do *we* want to do?' and waits for [Bride's Name]'s answer.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned