Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

Why did the turkey refuse to get dressed for Thanksgiving dinner?

It said it was already stuffed!

Why did the turkey get into so much trouble at school?

Because it was always involved in fowl play!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!