What do you call a lazy turkey?

A bird that won't lift a wing!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!