My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who knows how to use his tongue to really pleasure her.

So I started reading her audiobooks.

My friend, who's a master woodworker, told me the key to a really strong joint...

He said you have to get it perfectly aligned, drive it in deep, and apply plenty of pressure for a solid finish.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.