My golf instructor told me I needed to loosen my grip, adjust my stance, and really follow through with my shaft for a better shot.

My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.

He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom last night. She pulled out a blindfold, some ropes, and a feather duster.

I asked her, 'So, are we having sex, or are you just finally going to clean that dust bunny under the bed that's been watching us?'

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer