Why did the flower shop run out of roses on Valentine's Day?

Because everyone wanted to bouquet their love!

Are you a library book?

Because I'm totally *checking you out* this Valentine's Day... and I hope there aren't any overdue fines on my heart!

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.