I'm starting to think that Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Saturday, July 18, 2026

to see how many people we can convince to pay triple for flowers and dinner

More Valentine's Jokes

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

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