Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

What's Cupid's favorite kind of exercise?

Arrow-bics!

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

...So I can call my wife and ask her where I left my glasses.