Are you a Valentine's candy heart?

Because you're sweet and have all the right messages... but I'm pretty sure you're mostly sugar and artificial coloring.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

All these couples on Valentine's Day sharing heart-shaped pizzas...

I'm just over here wondering who stole the corners.

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.