What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?

I'm nuts about you!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.

You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.