๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.
She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'
More Dirty Jokes
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and she's been teaching me how to focus, develop a good exposure, and always shoot from the right angle
My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.
He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.
I went to a fancy wine tasting last night, and the sommelier was very particular about how we should enjoy the wine.
She kept saying, 'Swirl it gently, get your nose deep in the glass, and take a long, satisfying swallow.'
I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper form and follow-through.
Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.
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