I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.