We showed our wedding budget to our parents and asked for their input

Now we're having a wedding and buying them a house

I used to think the biggest compromise in marriage would be deciding on vacation destinations.

Turns out, it's deciding who gets to keep 80% of the duvet and still pretend to be asleep when the other person starts shivering.

My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'rustic charm' was just a nice way of saying 'no working toilets'