I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.

Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law