I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I just got a raise, but it's all relative

because now I can afford ramen noodles twice a week instead of once

I've been trying to buy a house in my area

But the only thing I can afford is a strong opinion about gentrification.

I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion

But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails