I'm trying to start a family, but the only thing I can afford to nurture is my debt

I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

I asked my boomer dad for housing advice

He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.