I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I just got advice from a boomer to 'just buy a smaller house'

like a studio apartment in a desirable neighborhood is just a Honda Civic with a Murphy bed

My manager called a 'quick sync' that lasted three hours.

I don't think they understand how clocks work.

Our CEO said we're a family here, so

I'm waiting for my vacation days to be paid in hugs and apologies for making me work on Thanksgiving.