I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I told my manager I was feeling burned out from all the 'optional' overtime

and they said I just needed to 'want it more' – I'm starting to think they want me to want a stress leave

My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles