I'm trying to save for a down payment on a house

but so far I've only managed to save enough for a decent Craigslist couch

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session

I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'