My therapist recommended journaling to process my emotions.

So I started a bullet journal dedicated entirely to why I hate journaling.

Boomers say they bought a house for the price of a car back in their day.

Now, I can barely afford the gas to drive *to* an open house.

Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.

I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy

Now I can identify at least five different ways I'm avoiding my feelings at any given time.