💍 Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorWednesday, October 21, 2026
When my wife and I were dating, I’d spend an hour getting ready for our date.
Now that we’re married, I consider it a win if I remember to put on pants before she gets home.
More Wedding Jokes
We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that – a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is
mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong
We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.
Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.
When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.
Now, I just finish her snacks.
Comments
Loading comments...