I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart