Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings