๐ Valentine's Joke
Cheesy PickupSaturday, August 8, 2026
Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?
Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.
More Valentine's Jokes
Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?
Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you
I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift
but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles
I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by
reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.
Are you a Valentine's card?
Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.
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