Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?

He wanted to make sure he had perfect vision for love!

They say Valentine's Day is when everyone celebrates their great love story.

Mine's more of a short story collection, where each entry features me and a different comfort food.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights