I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Valentine's Day always has everyone scrambling for the perfect romantic gesture, like a huge bouquet of flowers.

Me? I just buy myself a potted plant. It lasts longer, and I don't have to pretend it's from a secret admirer.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!