I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day