I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.