Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights