Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you