Are you a time traveler?

Because I see you in my future... helping me renew my driver's license at the DMV.

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.