What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love