Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.