Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!